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One night while tucking Abby into bed she sweetly chimed, "good night! Sleep tight! Don't let the bed bites bug you!" I like her thinking. Sometimes life bites. The trick is to not let it bug you.

Wednesday, November 29, 2006


Santa Slips Up

Twice.
First, I had a stash in my closet that I thought was hidden well enough, but "Buzz"
(ironically)
Lightyear is Andrew's drug of choice, and he can sniff one out like a trained airport canine. (see a small portion of his stash, above.) I came out of the shower Sunday to find him fixated on the remote Buzz on a motorcycle toy, retinas twitching. "Mom, WHAT'S THIS??" I immediately stammered into damage control... "uh, uh, Dad got that for a little boy that... for a sub for santa thingy.... for TOYS FOR TOTS." After a lengthy explanation, Andrew seemed satisfied, and I distracted him with something in the kitchen while I hid it again. Soon he came back asking to see it again. I, the big sabbath-day liar (lightning bolts abounding) told him that Daddy had slipped in a few minutes ago to take it to be donated. "Didn't you see him?" (eyes rolling) Andrew comes back with his typical "aaaawwwwww!" response.
Then Monday, I went to pick the kids up from school after doing a little shopping, completely forgetting that I had left a Barbie razor scooter in plain view in the back seat. Abby hops in and immediately asks "what's this?" (!!Not again!! I am thinking. Hear Napoleon Dynamite saying "you eeediot!") So what do I do, but pull out the Toys for Tots explanation again. Abby assures me that some little girl will love it, that most girls love Barbies (and if they are anything like Abby, their lives revolve around them...). "Do you think you would like something like that scooter?" I slyly ask. "Not this year" she replies. (face in hands) Well, at least I found out before Christmas morning.
And yet, it is still only November. I'd better do two things:
1, find a more secure gift buying/hiding system, and
2, do right by the universe and make a big donation to Toys for Tots this year!

2 comments:

aunt_bud said...

I've heard that the dryer is a good hiding spot because kids rarely like to see what's in the dryer. Just remember not to start it without looking inside first. Another good spot might be in the linen closet behind some toilet paper. Seems to me that kids don't really care about clean towels too much and toilet paper is pretty much optional (that could go for husbands too! hehe). Good luck!

KTG said...

Thanks for your comments, Bud. These are good suggestions, except that my dryer is in a state of constant use; either for drying laundry or the storage thereof. Shameful, I know.
Have you looked at the photo in my previous blog? I'm expecting one of you Pasadena types to figure it out.